another updated script

(revised script including some potty jokes for Konch, courtesy of Sue)

CHARACTERS:
Ship Crew: Captain, First Officer, Travel Attendant (JamieK, D.French, Xu performing as a trio)
Dinosaurs: Puppethead 1, Puppethead2 (operated by 1 person)
Merkiss Aquatica (mermaid)

Captain : Welcome one, Welcome all - to the annual commemoration of the gregorian calendar, and welcome the first day, the only day, of the future.

Attendant: Please notice safety exit lights, and for the duration of our journey, please stay securely strapped in your transdimensional socket!

Captain: Fellow Time Travellers, tip your hats to history made - tonight we look behind us, around us, and face-first ahead!

Attendant: In the event we create a black hole or turn the universe inside out, please use the complimentary motion sickness bags provided (a character hands a real one off to an audience member)

(SHIP CREW)
Time time
look at the time
to gather our powers &
rotate the hours

Check yer clock don't let the shock prevent a transformation
Just throw away your worries and you'll pick up the vibration!

Attendant: Once upon a non-linear time,
(idea: pop-up spacebook rocket ship)
we meet a crew aboard a spacecraft...
(idea: sung) lonely, lovely space travellers: Our captain Meteore Rotica
Captain : and my #2, I mean, second in command,
First Officer: First Officer! (insert her name) And your lovely spaceflight attendant Iman Uranus
Attendant: in a makeshift tin shuttle, soaring through the cosmos.

Captain: We came from a world where technology
All spoken : ain't what it used to be
Sung: beautiful humanity reality (idea: triad layers)

First Officer: Many eons ago, the captain set out on a bold mission –
Attendant : to collect famous kisses of the centuries in time capsules, a kiss history.
Captain: A kisstory. Saving three fabulous moments for the perfect occasion, with a plan to release them into non-linear time,

Attendant: Three kisses
The ancient kiss of prehistorica,
First Officer: the bubbly merkiss aquatica,
Captain: the promise of futurekisstica.

Ship Crew: Time Travellers Follow
from here & now until tomorrow
check the clock we near the hour
shining like a meteor shower

(idea: unison) Cellular conduction
starting mass seduction
worry's a construction
(idea: harmony)time for self-induction

Time Travelers follow
from here & now 'til tomorrow
check the clock we near the hour
shining like a meteor shower (idea: supremes)

Captain: So we begin with the ancient kiss prehistorica
Officer, bring me the time capsule
Attendant: Passengers, please remain upright and unlocked for the duration of this flight!
Captain: Ancient Kiss Prehistorica
First Officer: is this it, Captain?
Captain: Yes! The time capsule Ancient Kiss Prehistorica
they present a strange looking canister/container, and open it wafting attention in the direction that the next scene is happening

(commence vignette Prehistorica, a puppet bit where two dinosaur heads/necks bobbing along the puppet stage above the bar. They see each other, there's a bit of oooh laa laa, and then they go in for a tongue kiss. Musical accompaniment, vocals sung in harmonized versions of a theme not unlike the operatic star trek singer does on the original series, pseudo rip off of ‘human behavior’)

time travellers replace lid on capsule, screwing it on
Captain: Quickly, seal the capsule before they go extinct!
(idea: crew comments to the effect of wild!)

Crew:
Hourglass sand
spyglass schedule
a tidal wave!
a fabulous spectacle!
X2

Idea: bridge (backup doots, beets, wops)
Captain in beat poet William shatner overactive mode) Time and Tide interchange
My friends my friends
Plunge, plunge deep
Deeper, deeper still
and release it, ooooh yessss, release
the bubbly merkiss aquatica

All: oh time immemorial
extraterritorial
prospective destination
osculatory sensation

First Officer: the merkiss aquatica! (officer grabs it)
Attendant: Like weightless highdivers, we take a deep breath and gulp (idea: all take deep beath & gulp)

(focus up to mermaid, singing into crowd, pointing people out and flirting)
Mermaid song ( kitchy cabaret boopsie number):

Heya sailor, wanna come for a swim?
With him & her & him
the water's salty
we could have a tea party
underneath the deep blue sea

Before long, we'll be smootchin'
you know you wanna so dive right in
come down and let me pour you a cup
oooooh sailor, baby kiss me deep underneath
the waves tonight

we're gonna neck, lock lips, smack smooch and canoodle
just say yay baby pucker up too ooooh

Heya sailor, wanna come for a swim?
With him & her & him
the water's salty
we could have a tea party
underneath the deep blue sea

I learned to blow 'em, when I couldn't show that I longed to kiss your face
A smooch on my hand and a blow when I'm wishing to be in your embrace
If our lips should meet, how sweet, here's wishin that someday we're face to face
So now I just blow them and send them through outer space
Backup: cheek to cheek is one thing, side by side's another, but tongue to tongue would never fly
Mer: if word got to your mother)

All: Heya sailor, wanna come for a swim?
With him & her & him
the water's salty
we could have a tea party
underneath the deep blue sea
__
(they screw the canister cap on)
Captain: Quick! Screw it tight! Tighter! Plug that hole! It’s leaking natural juices all over the deck! Cork it before we drain the whole capsule!
Attendant: I can’t get it on
Captain: Leave the fish! She’s wet enough, she’s not drying out anytime soon
First Officer: (Something smells fishy)
Attendant: It’s the fish

CREW
All: Take a trip,
bon voyage,
you can bring your bev-er-age

with your mind,
odyssey,
brighter than a memory (idea: modulate up through fifth)

Captain: We come from a world where technology
All: just ain't what it used to be
beautiful humanity reality (idea: same triad layer)
Futurkisstica
Futurkisstica!

Captain: Many eons ago, this captain set out on a mission - to collect famous kisses of the ages in time capsules, a kiss history.
First Officer: A kisstory.
Attendant: Saving three fabulous kisses for the perfect moment.
Captain:Kiss Prehistorica,
First Officer: Merkiss Aquatica,
Attendant:: and now, as promised,
All: Futurkisstica.
(first officer grabs the remaining canister, and begins to open it)

Captain: explore your mind and look inside, toward the future eye,
visitors, passengers, one and all become our guide
stars are sparkling flaming fiery high up in the sky,
a million years from anyone including you and I

Time time look at the time
to gather our powers & rotate the hours
mermaid: (if you listen, you might hear kissin!) all this reminiscin' makes us glisten!)
(idea: this is the flexible jammier part, in case we need to buy time before the official countdown)
Captain: space salutations, time travellers, let us count down together to the kiss futuristica!
All: Together!
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
(happy new year makeout party ensues)

Can we skip auld lang syne? Just go straight into pumping the dance music? If we do hafta use auld lang syne, I suppose we'll just sing it live like last year (though I wasn't singing so much as I was making out, I admit)

Current Confirmed Cast

David Rhymer

Sue the Falcon

Jamie Konch

Jamie T

Danielle French

Dylan on Drums

*probably Vlad on Bass

*possibly Doug McKeag

Technically, Daneen & Bill, * possibly with Konch's beau assisting operations, Reia Lance (more makeup).

So!  Update.  Our tapdancing firebreather dropped out, and I'm trying to replace her with Doug.  Obviously, we'll rewrite the part somewhat, or else we'll put him on the ship crew.

Costume theme is gold & silver time traveller space explorer.  Tickets are on sale now.  Posters are up and going up.

The time capsules are under construction.  We have met once for music composition, and will meet again this upcoming week.

poster draft 2

Time Traveller Cabaret! Or Futurkisstica? Futuristikiss?

Ahoy! Updated Monday and Tuesday, oooh lala! AAAND THURSDAY!

Take a deep breath, and get a load of some of these sketchy smatterings I've splooshed together

Think a lil bit sexy, a lil campy, a titch flight attendant, one part Jem & the Holograms, a bit star trek babe(the original series) , and a splash of cabaret. This is a really rough draft, the first time it's been laid out as anything cohesive, if you've got notes I wanna hear them! I'll be working on this more before the end of the week~

As of Monday November 24, we've got me(Jamie T) Jamie Konch, Danielle French, and Sue the Falcon for the performing cast. Danielle, unless we hear from the musicians, you're most useful on percussion (glockenspiel, accordion, triangle, drum n cymbal, et al). Sue, if we don't hear from the Rhymer soon, can you play keys for us? (Also, possibly accordion, in duet w/ danielle perhaps?) Deneen and Bill are gonna make us happen beautifully. Our friendly fool Vi An will be at another party. Waiting to hear from other key musicians and a few others (maybe Ona G!), will post a firm performance group list when the rest of them rsvp!
Tuesday November 25, Carisa is onboard! Hooray! We're waiting to find out if she the building will let her fire breathe outside; come what may we shall use her skills and talents (she can tapdance, everybody!)

Deano has made suggestions about a method for making the dino heads - will talk with Bill about it.
Technically, we'll hafta build two dinosaur heads on necks, preferably with funny tongues we can lick around with and make slurpy kissies. And *four objects we can use as time capsules, with lids or corks or plugs - these should look futuristic and funny. (we could literally take bottles or jugs of various types, maybe mache on them or add lil doodads, and spraypaint them silver or gold)

So here we go, the time traveller cabaret, Futuristikiss.


CHARACTERS:
Ship Crew: Captain, First Officer, Travel Attendant (performing as a trio)
Dinosaurs: Puppethead 1, Puppethead2
Merkiss Aquatica (mermaid)
Meteoritica (fire breather/tapdance?)

BEGINNING!

Attendant: Welcome one, Welcome all - to the annual commemoration of the gregorian calendar, and welcome the first day, the only day, of the future. Please notice safety exit lights, and for the duration of our journey, please stay securely strapped into your transdimensional socket!
Fellow Time Travellers, tip your hats to history made - tonight we look behind us, around us, and face-first ahead! In the event we create a black hole or turn the universe inside out, please use the complimentary motion sickness bags provided (a character hands a real one off to an audience member) <--- Jennie, since you're flying next week, could you grab a couple from your plane?

(SHIP CREW)
Time time
look at the time
to gather our powers &
rotate the hours

Check yer clock don't let the shock prevent a transformation
Just throw away your worries and you'll pick up the vibration!

Attendant: Once upon a non-linear time, we meet a crew aboard a spacecraft... lonely, lovely space travellers.
The Captain: The captain
Attendant 2: and her second in command,
First Officer: First Officer!
Attendant 2: in a makeshift tin shuttle, soaring through the cosmos.

(Ship Crew) We came from a world where technology
ain't what it used to be
beautiful humanity reality

First Officer: Many eons ago, the captain set out on a bold mission - to collect famous kisses of the centuries in time capsules, a kiss history.
Captain: A kisstory. Saving four fabulous moments for the perfect occasion, with a plan to release them into non-linear time,
First Officer: setting the kisses free as lovebirds under the coppery martian sunset!

Attendant: Four kisses
The ancient kiss of prehistorica,
the bubbly merkiss aquatica,
the fiery kiss meteorica, (*a sexy fire breathing act from Carisa!),
& the promise of futurekisstica.

Ship Crew: Time Travellers Follow
from here & now until tomorrow
check the clock we near the hour
shining like a meteor shower
Cellular conduction
starting mass seduction
worry's a construction
time for self-induction

Attendant: The ancient kiss of prehistorica,
First Officer: bubbly merkiss aquatica,
Captain: fiery kiss meteoritica,
CREW: & promise of futurekisstica.

Time Travelers follow
from here & now 'til tomorrow
check the clock we near the hour
shining like a meteor shower

Captain: So we begin with the ancient kiss prehistorica
Officer, bring me the time capsule
Attendant: Passengers, please remain upright and unlocked for the duration of this flight!
Captain: Ancient Kiss Prehistorica
First Officer: is this it, Captain?
Captain: Yes! The time capsule Ancient Kiss Prehistorica
they present a strange looking canister/container, and open it wafting attention in the direction that the next scene is happening

(commence vignette Prehistorica, a puppet bit where two dinosaur heads/necks bobbing along the puppet stage above the bar. If not above the bar, perhaps operated behind the curtains onstage, as action is only happening from the neck up. They see each other, there's a bit of oooh laa laa, and then they go in for a tongue kiss. Musical accompaniment, vocals sung in harmonized versions of a theme not unlike the operatic star trek singer does on the original series, lyrics pending (I kinda like the idea that the dinosaur makeout scene is all done in music and no words)

time travellers replace lid on capsule, screwing it on
Captain: Quickly, seal the capsule before they go extinct!

Crew:
Hourglass sand
spyglass schedule
a tidal wave!
a spectacle!

(if you listen you might hear us kissin!)
oh time immemorial
extraterritorial
prospective destination
osculatory sensation

Captain: Time and Tide interchange
We release the bubbly merkiss aquatica!
First Officer: the merkiss aquatica! (officer grabs it)
Attendant: Like a weightless highdiver, we gulp our breath

(focus up to mermaid, either on platform above the washrooms, or elsewhere, singing into crowd, pointing people out and flirting)
Mermaid song ( kitchy cabaret boopsie number):

Heya sailor, wanna come for a swim?
With him & her & him
the water's salty
we could have a tea party
underneath the deep blue sea

Before long, we'll be smootchin'
you know you wanna so dive right in
come down and let me pour you a cup
oooooh sailor, baby kiss me deep underneath
the waves tonight

we're gonna neck, lock lips, smack smooch and canoodle
just say yay baby pucker up too ooooh

I used to blow 'em, when I couldn't show that I longed to kiss your face
A smooch on my hand and a blow when I'm wishing to be in your embrace
If our lips should meet, how sweet, here's wishin that someday we're face to face
So now I just blow them and send them through outer space
(cheek to cheek is one thing, side by side's another, but tongue to tongue would never fly if word got to your mother)

Heya sailor, wanna come for a swim?
With him & her & him
the water's salty
we could have a tea party
underneath the deep blue sea
__
(they screw the canister cap on)
Captain: Quick! Cork it before we drain the whole capsule!
First Officer: Yes sir!

CREW: And who could forget the fiery kiss meteoritica (refer to another open canister, Carisa does a lil dancey bit, she has already done the firebreathing outside earlier in the evening, say 1115, to build up to the performance and alert guests the time is nearing)

All: Take a trip, bon voyage, you can bring your bev-er-age
with your mind, odyssey, brighter than a memory

We come from a world where technology ain't what it used to be
beautiful humanity reality
Futuristica
Futuristica!

Captain: Many eons ago, this captain set out on a mission - to collect famous kisses of the ages in time capsules, a kiss history.
First Officer: A kisstory.
Attendant: Saving four fabulous kisses for the perfect moment.
Captain:Kiss Prehistorica,
First Officer: Merkiss Aquatica,
Captain: fiery kiss meteoritica,
Attendant: and now, as promised,
All: Kiss Futuristica.
(first officer grabs the remaining canister, and begins to open it)

All:
explore your mind and look inside, toward the future eye,
visitors, passengers, one and all become our guide
stars are sparkling flaming fiery high up in the sky,
a million years from anyone including you and I

Time time look at the time
to gather our powers & rotate the hours
mermaid: (if you listen, you might hear kissin!)
meteoritica: (wow, the reminiscin' makes us glisten!)

Captain: space salutations, time travellers, let us count down together to the kiss futuristica!
All: Together!
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
(happy new year makeout party ensues)

Can we skip auld lang syne? Just go straight into pumping the dance music? If we do hafta use auld lang syne, I suppose we'll just sing it live like last year (though I wasn't singing so much as I was making out, I admit)

New Years at the Auburn?! Hooray!!!

Welcome to another Fools Event blog-
heres the place to brainstorm and shape the next Fools mania!
The event will be led and co-ordinated by Jamie T with mentorship from Dean and Jennie

As proposed by Jamie T and Sue the starting place for the theme is First Kiss

Lovely! More to come

Halloween Howl 2008 SHOW VIDEO

REVISED SCRIPT

HALLOWEEN HOWL 2008

CAST:
Stephen- Dean Bareham
Stephanie- Jamie Tognizzini
Dr. Frankenfoul- Doug Mckeag
Igor- Lisa Jones
Baby- T.J. Collard
Narrator Nurses- Jamie Konchak, Susan Faulkner, Jennie Esdale
Band- David Rhymer, Dylan MacLeod, Danielle French, Vi An, Vlad Sobolewski, Derek Paulich
Freaks- Carisa Hendrix, Keith Murray, Stacy Clark
Projectionist- Julia Burns

Revised Script October 2008

Written and Directed by Jennie Esdale
Composed by Susan Faulkner with David Rhymer
Additional score composed by the band
Puppets and Stage by Dean Bareham and Bill Beauregarde with Jamie Tognizzini
Hair and Makeup by Keith Murray and Deneen McArthur

Music will play throughout. Narrators will wear nurse costumes. Band will wear lad coats, doctors, nurses, candystriper and scientist garb.

Bagpiper begins outside and travels through the space, leading people to the performance area. Doctors/ Nurses/ Mad Scientists/ Candystripers herd folks to the performance area.

The band begins to play.

NARRATORS:
Ladies and Gentlemen, large and small, hear ye, here ye one and all.
Tonight you will hear a tale we swear to be true and could most certainly happen to you!
Pay attention as our story unfolds, one stranger than most ever told.
It is the tale of a freak of gargantuan size, her conception, creation and near demise.

Meet Stephan and Stephanie

Suburbia projection in

STEPHAN & STEPHANIE:
Everything
We have everything
What we need is nothing to complete this picture

Everything
We have everything
What we need is nothing to complete this picture

A picture
The perfect picture
A good job a pension
A cushion for recession

Everything
We have everything
What we need is nothing to complete this picture

NARRATORS:
Stephen and Stephanie are the perfect Calgary Suburbanites! Both have sensible jobs and sensible shoes, they own a new manufactured home, in each room a plasma screen. Two cars to get around, hers the safest on the market, his, the sportiest,

STEPHAN & STEPHANIE:
We have a perfect dog
And we have a perfect god
He the perfect spouse
We the perfect house

Everything
We have everything
What we need is nothing to complete this picture

NARRATORS:
They have a diversified portfolio, plans to retire in an RV, Wii on the weekends, golf after work, church once a year and loads of other enviable things.

STEPHAN & STEPHANIE:
Everything
We have everything
What we need is nothing to complete this picture

Everything
We have everything
What we need is nothing to complete this picture

We have a dog
We have a cat
We feed them every day
We couldn’t afford a hummer
But we bought one anyway

We live upon the Prairie Hills
The sun shines we make hay
But still one thing alludes us
We want it more each day

Suburbia projection out

A baby
A baby
A legacy guarantee
A baby
A baby
An image of you and me

NARRATORS:
A baby they set out to make.
A schedule was drawn up and followed in due course.

Stephan & Stephanie shadow puppet show

Starting slowly and carefully.
Strictly missionary! In the dark!
BUT. Try try as they might. The two could not a baby make. Eek! Time for drastic measures. Out came the thermometers, whips, chains, leather, potions, lotions,
creams, anything and everything. Stimulate stimulate. Nothing doing. It wasn’t a question of impotence, nessecaire. Mais non... best not to take the chance. Keep it up up up! And in in in!

Exhausted by a constant stream of ejaculate, our dear couple determined: their chemistry did not mix. One of them was a traitor- he with blanks, she unviable hen. Turning on each other only released their rage and sorrow fleetingly.
A divorce could pend but one last chance.

STEPANIE & STEPHAN: Come on! There must be a way to acquire dividends without such massive expenditure. Can’t we just buy our love?

Enter Frankenfoul and Igor with contract

DR. FRANKENFOUL: Indeed you can! Just sign there there there there and there and there.

STEPANIE & STEPHAN:
Fertility treatments!

NARRATOR:
And like a baby Jesus Christmas miracle, Dr. Frankenfoul with his assistant Igor was there

Fetus Projection In

DR. FRANKENFOUL/ ALL:
Who can make a baby
To suckle at your breast
Who can make a youngster
To fill your family nest?

Dr. Frankenfoul can
Dr. Frankenfoul can

I can make your baby
Leave it all to me
I can make your baby
And that’s a guarantee

Dr. Frankenfoul can
Dr. Frankenfoul can

Frankenfoul’s a hero
Making one from zero
He can make your baby
That’s a guarantee

Dr. Frankenfoul can
Dr. Frankenfoul can

Who can make a baby
To suckle at your breast
Who can make a youngster
To fill your family nest?

Dr. Frankenfoul can
Dr. Frankenfoul can

I hear your pain
I know your sorrow
But follow me
A baby you’ll have before tomorrow

DR. FRANKENFOUL:
I’ll get to work immediately!

Fetus Projection Out

Frankenfoul and Igor shadow puppet show. Stephanie and Stephen frantically discuss

STEPANIE & STEPHAN: But who is he?? Shouldn’t we research him to make sure this will work? To make sure this is safe?
He said we could have a baby today. TODAY!!!
Ok ok but lets at least google!

NARRATORS:
And google they did.

Google Projection In

But what they discovered did not put to rest any misgiving they might have suppressed. Upon a google search they discovered: Dr. Frankenfoul, fertility expert, world renowned baby… creator? And… experimental scientist.

STEPANIE & STEPHAN: Experimental?!

Google Projection Out

NARRATORS:
Dr. Frankenfoul ‘experimental mad scientist. Don’t get involved! Mad man! Charleton!!! Run for your life!!!!”

DR. FRANKENFOUL:
Nothing to fear, nothing to fret, a baby you want? A baby youll get! Relax! Lie back! Its just a little prick. We’ll have those eggs out in a jiff! A sample from you sir, not of your wiz, but fill this little cup full of your jizz!

Frankenfoul and Igor begin the procedure on Stephanie. Stephan is given a cup he is to fill with ejaculate. He heads into the crowd

NARRATORS:
Stephan noticed several bottles and containers of mysterious contents. Formaldehyde filled receptacles, bits and bobs of fleshy parts, boney, fins, freaky figures, in one he sworn something blinked and winked right at him!!!!

STEPHEN:
Dr. Frankenfoul!!!!! What is all this??!!

DR. FRANKENFOUL:
Nevermind, nevermind just some other projects on the go. Don’t you worry, these things never mix or interfere with the important work of baby making we are doing here. - Hows that sperm coming? Any luck landing it in that little cup?

STEPHEN:
Erm. Complete!

DR. FRANKENFOUL:
Excellent! We’ll have a baby in no time at all!!

Frankenfoul continues to work away.

Sperm Projection In

ALL:
Who can make baby
To suckle at your breast
Who can make a youngster
To fill your family nest

Dr. Frankenfoul can
Dr. Frankenfoul can

NARRATORS:
And so a freshly formed zygote was tucked snuggly into Stephanie’s yearning womb, in which it grew and grew. AND grew and grew and grew and GREW AND GREW!

Sperm Projection Out

And just as quickly as the pregnancy came on, the labour had begun! The whole ordeal mad indeed- but nevermind, nevermind! Here baby comes!

ALL:
Push push push push push push push!

Who can make baby
To suckle at your breast
Who can make a youngster
To fill your family nest
Dr. Frankenfoul can
Dr. Frankenfoul can

Frankenfoul’s a hero
Making one from zero
He can make your baby
That’s a guarantee

Giant puppet is birthed. Silence. Tinkle tinkle. Slap.

NARRATORS (as Baby):
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

ALL:
Shhh! Shhh baby!

NARRATORS (as Baby):
Giggle giggle gurgle gurgle.

DR. FRANKENFOUL:
Isn’t she beautiful!

STEPHANIE
She’s a freak!!!!

STEPHEN:
Yeah! She’s a freak!!!!

DR. FRANKENFOUL:
Oh course she is! And aren’t we all!
You too Steph and Steve-o! Deep down I bet youre freaky too!

Take a look around you at this wonderful place and see how special you all are!

This. Is ACAD: the Academy for the Creation and Advancement of Deviants. Institute full of freaks.

Here is an institution packed to the rafters, bursting with freaks of all varieties: demented, delusional, distorted, delightful FREAKS of all sorts!

Freaks start to move into place

NARRATORS:
We need everybody here
We need everybody here
We need every voice screaming loud and clear

Freaks step onto tables

We’re here, we’re here
We’re here

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Dame Blockhead

Carisa flourishes and hammers a nail into her head

I’m falling, falling for you
I’m falling for you
I see your beauty and it reminds me of mine

I’m falling, falling for you
I’m falling for you
I see your beauty and it reminds me of mine

Hermaphroditee

Keith flourishes and does a dance

We’re here, we’re here
We’re here

We’re here, we’re here
We’re here

We’re here, we’re here
We’re here

We’re here, we’re here
We’re here

The Bearded Contessa.

Stacy presents herself and swings gently

We’re thrashing, bashing through the sky
A tiny light’s all you need to guide
So it shines, so it shines!

STEPHANIE:
Baby youre beautiful
I love you just the way you are
I don’t care if you never ride a bike or drive a car
Youre mine Youre mine
And that’s true

STEPHEN & STEPHANIE:
Youre mine Youre mine
And that’s true

Dr. Frankenfoul makes his way through the crowd

Stephanie and Stephen disrobe and dance

DR. FRANKENFOUL/ ALL:
You’ve got your father’s eyes
You can try but you can’t disguise
He’s a part of you
Of who you are and what you do

And Oh you’ve got your mother’s smile
Just one flash and it’s all worthwhile
She’s a part of you
Of who you are and what you do

Oh we see the light in you
You just made our dreams come true
Oh we se the light!
Oh we see the light in you!

Dr. Frankenfoul exits

Instrumental with Bagpipes

Stacy performs acro routine and finishes

ALL:
I’m falling, falling for you
I’m falling for you
I see your beauty and it reminds me of mine

The song continues. Stephanie and Stephen hold hands and exit through the crowd. Igor holds hands with Baby and leads her through the crowd

We’re here, we’re here
We’re here

We’re here, we’re here
We’re here

We need everybody here
We need everybody here
We need every voice screaming loud and clear

REPEAT as needed

Stephen & Stephanie, baby and Igor make it to the stairs on the other side of the audience. Song finishes.

NARRATORS:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

Bow. Exit.

DRINK.